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What is "Facebook"?
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profIJM
2014-11-17 18:08:50 UTC
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Just wondering.
Ed the Cat
2014-12-21 08:32:08 UTC
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Post by profIJM
Just wondering.
A really easy way to gather data on people and advertise to them, disguised as a way to keep in touch with everyone you've ever known regardless of whether you actually like them. It's also a way to stalk people, waste time looking at pictures of your coworkers' babies, show off pictures of yourself drunk, share your racist and/or homophobic opinions with the world, and Like stuff (because before Facebook nobody had invented a way for people to like things).

Before Facebook, people just phoned or emailed each other, or (GASP!) spoke to each other in person. It was back in those golden days that people would spray their latest thoughts on the front of their houses, and other people would come along and spray "Like" next to it. We would also mail photos of ourselves drunk to everyone we've ever met, along with photos of our babies if we had any. We would also track down everyone we've ever known and force them to be friends with us. If they agreed, they would immediately have access to all our photo albums, all our thoughts on everything, contact details of everyone else we've ever known, and see a list of everywhere we've worked. I can remember thinking at the time, "I wish there was one thing that made all of this absurd over-sharing much easier".

;-D

Ed the Cat
NikkiPooooo- Fair Maiden of Silly
2014-12-22 07:27:06 UTC
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You've got a massive crush on the cute little old lady from the commercial who didn't understand how it works, don't you?

I don't blame you, really. I mean, did you SEE all of those photos in her wall?
Ed the Cat
2014-12-23 20:12:31 UTC
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Post by NikkiPooooo- Fair Maiden of Silly
You've got a massive crush on the cute little old lady from the commercial who didn't understand how it works, don't you?
I don't blame you, really. I mean, did you SEE all of those photos in her wall?
I'm just jealous because she ran off with Frog Funky.
NikkiPooooo- Fair Maiden of Silly
2014-12-25 18:17:33 UTC
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Well, at least it's an appropriate time if year to get day drunk then.
Frog Funky
2017-11-30 20:02:37 UTC
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Post by Ed the Cat
Post by NikkiPooooo- Fair Maiden of Silly
You've got a massive crush on the cute little old lady from the commercial who didn't understand how it works, don't you?
I don't blame you, really. I mean, did you SEE all of those photos in her wall?
I'm just jealous because she ran off with Frog Funky.
Alas, it wasn't the Mrs Robinson moment I was hoping for.
Ed the Cat
2018-01-17 12:05:18 UTC
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Post by profIJM
Just wondering.
Facebook is a book full of faces of people who enjoy reading.
Ed the Cat
2018-01-17 12:05:35 UTC
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Post by profIJM
Just wondering.
Facebook is a book full of faces of people who enjoy reading.
Sorry, my mistake, that's Bookface.
Ed the Cat
2018-01-17 12:06:29 UTC
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Post by profIJM
Just wondering.
Facebook is a book full of faces of people who enjoy reading.
Sorry, my mistake, that's Bookface.
Actually, slight correction, it's Bookfacebook. Or is it the Book of Bookfaces? Sorry, I can't quite remember...
Frog Funky
2018-03-12 21:35:50 UTC
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Post by profIJM
Just wondering.
Facebook is a book full of faces of people who enjoy reading.
Sorry, my mistake, that's Bookface.
Actually, slight correction, it's Bookfacebook. Or is it the Book of Bookfaces? Sorry, I can't quite remember...
Game of Bookfaces

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