Post by Ed the CatPost by Frog FunkyMy silly's gone a bit rusty, what shall I lubricate it with?
The tears of a transgender zebra that's just banged its foot while trying to run away from an extremely transphobic giraffe.
I had transphobic griaffe's.
By the way, congratulations to my showbiz pal Phillip Schofield, who has recently come out as a marmoset.