The Subject

[Cyrano]

If I were not a little mad and generally silly,
I should give you my advice upon the subject willy-nilly;
I should show you in a moment how to grapple with the question,
And you'd really be astonished at the force of my suggestion.

On the subject I shall write you a most valuable letter,
Full of excellent suggestions when I feel a little better,
But at present I'm afraid I am as mad as any hatter,
So I'll keep 'em to myself for my opinion doesn't matter!

(Gilbert and Sullivan of course, specifically Ruddigore)

[Frog Funky]

Post by Cyrano
If I were not a little mad and generally silly,
I should give you my advice upon the subject willy-nilly;
I should show you in a moment how to grapple with the question,
And you'd really be astonished at the force of my suggestion.
On the subject I shall write you a most valuable letter,
Full of excellent suggestions when I feel a little better,
But at present I'm afraid I am as mad as any hatter,
So I'll keep 'em to myself for my opinion doesn't matter!
(Gilbert and Sullivan of course, specifically Ruddigore)

At times I can relate to the song 'Mr Cellophane'. Sad but true.

[Cyrano]

Post by Frog Funky

Post by Cyrano
If I were not a little mad and generally silly,
I should give you my advice upon the subject willy-nilly;
I should show you in a moment how to grapple with the question,
And you'd really be astonished at the force of my suggestion.
On the subject I shall write you a most valuable letter,
Full of excellent suggestions when I feel a little better,
But at present I'm afraid I am as mad as any hatter,
So I'll keep 'em to myself for my opinion doesn't matter!
(Gilbert and Sullivan of course, specifically Ruddigore)

At times I can relate to the song 'Mr Cellophane'. Sad but true.

I know what you mean. I've often figured that my superpower was invisibility.

[Cyrano]

Post by Frog Funky
At times I can relate to the song 'Mr Cellophane'. Sad but true.

If someone were a funky frog,
His comic partner, Ed the Dog, (Oops! I mean Cat!)
It's just like falling off a log.
You'd notice him.

[Frog Funky]

I hope I haven't taken up too much of your time.

[Ed the Cat]

Post by Cyrano
If I were not a little mad and generally silly,
I should give you my advice upon the subject willy-nilly;
I should show you in a moment how to grapple with the question,
And you'd really be astonished at the force of my suggestion.
On the subject I shall write you a most valuable letter,
Full of excellent suggestions when I feel a little better,
But at present I'm afraid I am as mad as any hatter,
So I'll keep 'em to myself for my opinion doesn't matter!
(Gilbert and Sullivan of course, specifically Ruddigore)

I put thos words into Google Translated and tranlated them to Korean, then Chinese, then Bulgarian, then back to English:


If I'm not a little mad, I'm usually stupid,
I will borrow your theme.
I have to tell you how to deal with this problem.
The power of my proposal really surprised me.

On this subject, I will write to you the most precious letter,
When I got a little better I was filled with good advice,
But now I'm as angry as anybody else.
So I will leave it to myself because my opinion is not important!

(Of course, Gilbert and Sullivan, especially Rudygger)

[Frog Funky]

From English to Basque, to Norweigan, then back to English.



Oh, Maria is a wonderful holiday
Mary makes your heart clear
When it's gray and plain
Mary makes the sun a shining splendor
Oh, happiness is general
The narcissus smiles
Mary's hand is so big that you feel
Your heart begins to grow like a big brass band

Mary is a wonderful vacation
It is not surprising that we love Mary

[Frog Funky]

So there you go, Mary is a wonderful vacation. At least that's what all the fellas say after plying her with 3 bottles of Hooch.